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讓我發笑的English Jokes
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在此獻上昨天看到讓我發笑的 English jokes.
1. So called "USP - Unique Selling Proposition"
A salesman knocked at the door. -Good morning!- he said to the lady who just opened the door
- Would you care to buy a copy of "500 Excuses To Give Your Wife For Staying Out Late"?
- Why on earth would I want a book like that?- asked the lady.
-Because,- replied the salesman, - I sold a copy to your husband at his office this morning.-
2. 更好笑的是這個 (文字遊戲)
-A Hotel you should avoid-
There is a notice above the reception desk in an Egyptian hotel:
"The water in this establishment is completely hygienic.
It has all been passed by the manager"
